Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
these marshmallows taste like mayonnaise. like playing tetris on a gameboy, that's what these marshmallows mean.
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My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
We tried to hook you up with a girl but you said you'd rather fuck the large muscular black man because "At least he'd be tight". He was the bouncer, he heard you.
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No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
Got pulled over today for going 90 in a 40 zone with my leg out of the window. Still got out of the ticket. I'm getting way too good at this. Wanna trade bodies so we can see if it's my boobs or my charm?
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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