She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
the cool security guard showed me the video clip of how i sat criss-cross-applesauce on the elevator for 20 minutes last night
next time we drink: battle shots.
battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.
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No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
HE FINALLY TEXT ME AND CALLED ME BY MY TWITTER NAME STAND BY FOR THE WEDDING INVITE, BRIDESMAID
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
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I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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