I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i was taking a dump when this random girl ran in, puked all over my lap, then passed out on the floor
did you bang her?
seriously?
i had to wake up at 4 am to do my laundry because I was afraid if I saw people in the laundry room they would judge me by the amount of clothes I had covered in vomit from syllabus week
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
Waking up next to a 3 inch puddle of water in my kitchen with a bathing suit on...what the fuck went on lastnight
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
My parents heard a lamp fall and crash and the dogs were barking like crazy so my mom got up to check. she found you peeing in a corner by the tv. And you kept shhhing her.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize