I hope mine doesn't look like that
dear sober me, don't br the first to open the fridge in the morning
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
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no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
Last night I texted her to confirm she could start designing costumes for my show this week.
That is one convoluted booty call.
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
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Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
The fact that you screamed, "Alf is my spirit animal!" is proof enough that we're too old for peyote.
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
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