Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
Sometimes when I see pregnant women, I wonder what position they were in when they got knocked up. Then I gag a little.
why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
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Dude i just want you to know that when i found you half your mustache was already gone. I didn't do it.
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
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He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
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