Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
I came back to the apartment and he was waiting for me, covered in mustard.
needless to say I left
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
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i found a twelve pack under my bed. and a six pack in my closet. I'm like a fucking alcoholic squirrel.
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
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COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
I really need to get to the point where I can poop at his house. I’ve taken three shits on the way home already.
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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