i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
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I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
We were so drunk that when I broke the bottom off a pint glass we decided to make it into a candle holder. How does that happen?!
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
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I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
Um. I just realized I still have a beer in my purse from last night. I'm at work. I am so classy.
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