Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
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Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
I did too many shots and now a kitten is trying to eat my bagel.
I have a cat, a bottle of wine, and a Brazilian man. I need to catch you up on my life
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
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he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
In the words of Disney’s Jafar, “desperate times call for desperate measures.”
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