"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
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After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
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Walked in the bathroom at work and my boss was taking a shit with the stall wide open and responded "oh yeah, I forgot you never have been to prison "
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
found my cat trying to steal a lighter to hide away for himself. cat what are you doing. don't pocket my lighter.
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
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