I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
I am puke
I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
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I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
Yeah. He can't come because his mom found the pizza box under his bed with my underwear in it. He acted confused, guess because i forgot to tell him..
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
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Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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