but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
I smuggled my gin and tonic out of the bar by shoving the glass in my pocket...mistakes were inevitable.
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He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
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So, my eyeglasses somehow ended up in my nightstand drawer and they're covered in lube.
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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