she looked like the bat from fern gully.
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
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The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
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Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
On a brief change if topic, last night I dreamt I got shit faced with bill Nye the science guy and we went bar to bar and explained the science of alcohol to everyone who'd give us free drinks. We wore bow ties
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
Sex in the backyard? Check.
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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