So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
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I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
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So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
I think weed is turning my hair brown
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
You are a super loving wife. But did you, at any point since Thanksgiving, slip me half your bottle of stool softeners?
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
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