I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
my wrists were so small for the handcuffs, i could slip them off and hand the tow truck driver my keys....
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Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
I thought you were single?
I am. But thats cuz no one wants to marry shame and regret doused in tequila. But thanks for reminding me ya dick.
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
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I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
My parents are coming to visit the 28th. How bad is it that I put a reminder in my phone to "hide sex toys"?
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