I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
I don't give a shit about soccer but I'm really excited about drinking at 7 in the morning
porn star boner night. come get it.
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My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
The police report said "I asked the suspect if he had any identification. He replied yes and gave me a Pizza Hut gift card"
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
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Every time I burp I plan an escape route because I'm scared I'm gonna puke on grandma
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
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