Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
Must be January. Theres a fat chick on an elliptical wearing khaki capris. Someone doesnt own any workout clothes
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
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If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
You have to keep an eye on her tonight cause you know how she likes to pickpocket people when she's drunk.
This must be what defeat feels like to Tom Brady today. I bet he wishes he could barf up all of his bad decisions from yesterday, too.
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
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i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
I enjoy the company of your penis
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
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