For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
I wish i was in the wii world.
Not only did I see you last night, you had me help you meet women by convincing them you were deaf and only I understood your sign language
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I just found out how hard it is to put together a fake Christmas tree with a hangover.
She wrote me a poem titled "Penis Flower" and it wasnt a joke
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
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I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
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