Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
The Mets? Come back? That'd be like Nickelback writing a good song.
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
I woke up this morning really drunk with my Christmas lights on and two owls in my bed.
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I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
he said 'i want to be the peanut butter to your jelly, just without the crust' and then tried to take me shirt off
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
Mom got me cough medicine that tastes like tequila . She said she took taste tests. Best mom ever.
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its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
This girl I interned with got engaged today and I'm just like over here taking plan B with my tacos and PBR.
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
So he cheated on his gf again. For the third time. Second time with me. HE CRIED WHILE DRIVING ME HOME BECAUSE HE CHEATED ON HER. And I laughed the entire way. Good god I'm an asshole.
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
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