She was drunk and kept trying to talk while I was in her mouth. It sounded like the teacher from a Charlie Brown cartoon!
honey bunches of taint.
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
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day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
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Meeting girls and telling em you have no hair on your calves is not an acceptable pick up line
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
We're not ready for visitors right now.
wtf? who's we?
The Royal We: Me, My Vag, and I.
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