Christians are straight up FREAKS
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
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I woke up and watched my kitten suck on his nipple. Way too hungover to intervene. He thought it was me, so he just giggled and mumbled "mmm girl."
Seriously? God I hope he wasn't lactating.
......... Poor kitty
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
i think im in europe. pls send help
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I've decided if you aren't here in fifteen minutes I'm leaving you for Mario the 75 year old Colombian bartender.
Guy just walked into the bathroom with only socks on and took a 5second shit. It is taking me longer to type this than for him to shit, wash hands, and leave the bathroom. WTF? Still wondering why he only had socks on.
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
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