Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
Just got a blowjob to the theme of Bohemian Rhapsody as the sun was rising. I should just kill myself because ill never top this moment.
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
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Well, I'm eating cake, watching wedding videos of people I don't know, and crying. Clearly I'm a vision of mental health today
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
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Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
STOP PUTTING BUTTER ON MY FUCKING CAT
Also. Picked being late to work over the maid finding my vibrator. Life choices....
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
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