You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
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just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
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I need you to use more vowels.
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
Yeah I should probably start planning our first conversation instead of our first child.
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White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
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