Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
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someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
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YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
He literally shoved the EMT, climbed in the back of the ambulance with his vodka and was like, "C'mon, people. Wrap this up. I got shit to do."
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
My mom found me this morning passed out, face down on my dinning room floor
That must have been one awkward situation haha
Well I woke up in my bed.... I don't remember her finding me
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