It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
this morning i realized i came home with more condoms then i left. burn.
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
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they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
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I got back from work this morning after working the night shift to find an NFL player scaling the side of our apartment...from your window. He just took sneaking out to all new level. Care to explain?
I think that about sums it up, actually.
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
Two days ago a random guy asked me to sign his forehead 'cause he wanted to have the name of the prettiest girl in the bar on him and never wash it. I just saw him and my signature still there...
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
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