she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
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I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
I'm instituting a new rule. If you wake me up at 3am about wrinkled blankets, I get to throat punch you
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i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
I'm so hungover it hurts to blink.. oh sweet merciful Christ what have I done
Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
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