so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
At first I felt shameful, waking up naked next to a box of oreos and half a can of cake frosting...then I realized, this could be a bigger discovery than Atlantis.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like having to pee in a condom for my cousin so that he can pass a drug test.
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So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
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My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
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Strip Mario-Kart
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
I think he's speaking German to me now
Nevermind, he's just drunk and not texting properly
Grindr hookup awareness: always make sure that you agree to blow one person and they aren't bringing a Friend/boyfriend. Shits weird when you're sober.
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
Um, just removed my insulin from the fridge so that I could fit our case in there. Tell me, who has their priorities straight? THIS GIRL.
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