We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
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He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
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It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
I just baby talked my cat. While getting ready for bed... Before 10 on a Friday. I'm officially a cat lady.
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
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