I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
When he brought me into his room he showed me his James Bond calendar and matching sheets, and then told me that his goal in life is to be James Bond….epic fail. Mission Impossible. I was scared to take off his boxers to find out that they were also James Bond themed.
RUN LIKE YOUR JAMES BOND
Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
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is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
My wedding band has saved me from at least four cases of herpes tonight.
Sometime between a drunk guy asking me if I'm a Beach person or a lake person WHILE HIS HAND WAS IN HIS FUCKING PANTS or breaking up a lady fight over peewee football league I started to reevaluate my life and self
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It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
Call me and get me out of this conversation NOW. My coworker is talking to me about her birds having sex again...
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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