my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
You should frame my arrest warrant.
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
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