Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
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On the airplane today the pilot actually said "Ladies and gentlemen I'm sorry for the delay. But I know all of you have problems, and so do we..."
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
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Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
I guess I called her at 2am, demanding that she bring us food. She told us to order pizza, and I yelled "DON'T MENTION PIZZA!" I recall nothing.
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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