Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
I just wanna be some guy's midlife crisis
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
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He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
your life is going to be an empowering working mom montage tomorrow to Katy P's ROAR... --are you living in a yoplaít comercial?
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Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
So in hindsight, going through the McDonald's drive thru plastered at 4 a.m. on stolen bikes was a bad idea.
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