No. I broke it. Note to self, never take a shower with your phone in your pocket.
Hooked up with my first aid and cpr teacher last night. She dressed as a lifeguard and brought me back to life. Beat that.
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
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he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
Priorities: waking up on your doorstep desperately clutching half a meatball marinara but with no sign of your keys, purse or housemate. Where are you?!
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Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
You attract beautiful men with jobs. I attract ONE WITH A SOUL PATCH.
it was a sexy soul patch.
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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