I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
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I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
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My Easter Basket from my parents consisted of one chocolate bunny and a massive amount of condoms and a single note saying "the pope approves of the use of condoms" love mom and dad
Who died my cat blue again?
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
He just canceled. I got an amazing new dress and now he’s decided he’s spending the weekend with his family
In other news, there’s some rando in an expensive hotel bar who is going to get very lucky tonight because I love the way this dress makes my tits look. Want to help me find him?
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