What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
I just saw a dog and thought "Hey! A goat!" Then realized it was a dog. Now I'm sad.
I look better un-naked...
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I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
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I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
Really dude? drunk texts at 9 in the morning? its wednesday
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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