super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
It wasn't long before I skipped the martini glass and went straight to drinking from the shaker.
Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
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I just recycled a years worth of liquor bottles. I can feel my alcoholic carbon footprint shrinking
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
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I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
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