I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
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Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
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I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
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