Wearing these hooker shoes was a mistake
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
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Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
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when a dude sends me an unwanted dick pic I just send him a picture of a nicer one. A more photogenic one. A dick with a future.
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
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