oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
Never let Scott cook bacon and eggs at 2am while drunk. You should have seen the flames.
Do you how many people I've successfully loaded into a Mazda Miata? Six. Six people. How? Strategically.
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just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
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I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
I asked him to make me two boxes of macaroni and cheese. That's like eight servings. How did I think that was an okay amount.
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
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