I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
ok understand this, i didn't pay for your dinner bc you said i wasn't going to get a blowjob for at least a month... this isn't a mail-in rebate deal, you gotta pay upfront
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
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You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
Good thing I took the morning after pill cuz I pretty much had packaged seamen in me like I was a squirrel saving it for later or something
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
Oh man I'm using the bubble wrap that wraped my new vibrator to wrap my dads fathers day gift
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I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
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