he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
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turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
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Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
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