Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
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Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
They should make a traveling bouncer service to remove unwanted people from your house without getting the cops involved. That sums up my Friday.
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
No I don't want to see you. You're the reason that I'm going to need a new liver by the time I'm 30.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
BRIAN AND ANTHONY SPOON FED MY BROTHER MACARONI AND CHEESE WHILE HE WAS FUCKING ZARA. THEY WENT TO HIGHFIVE HIM AND ZARA WAS LIKE "WOO!" AND HIGHFIVED THEM FIRST
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
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