i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
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he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
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I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
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