No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
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i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
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They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
Today's forecast: A sex tornado warning has been issued in your area. Counties affected include your bed, your shower, or your couch. This warning is in effect until further notice. Signs of a sex tornado include: your girlfriend coming up with a huge analogy to inform you that she's ungodly horny today.
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also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
How am I so hungover that wearing sunglasses hurts my head?
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
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