i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
I found my laptop, credit card, and a bottle of Morgan all on the counter this morning. I'm scared to see what gets delivered to my house this week.
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
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why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
You tried to put a condom on my dog, then he ate it.
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Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
He is currently in a meeting and I am sexting him in Italian
And he's using Google translate to reply. Who says cross country relationships can't be fun?
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
Randomize