even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from my birthday weekend than my car accident.
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
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Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
NoShamevember. You game?
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There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
I just set up a proportion to calculate how much Jolly Rancher vodka I can make with the limited amount of Jolly Ranchers I have. Finally, real-life application of math.
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
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