Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
complete strangers are now referring to me as 'the bourbon guy.' i can live with this.
I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
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I'm crossing my legs while pooping. Taking a shit has never looked so proper.
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
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The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
Lmfao a voicemail screaming about you partying with your tits out and a text at 3 am saying you went too crazy... this should be a good one
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
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