Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
It took me 40.8 seconds to take a dump at her house, I know because I timed myself.
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
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I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
You're always adorable, but when you're drunk, you're like Chia Pet adorable.
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
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Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
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