Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
He was all like, "I think ur the one that got away and I miss you." I replied, "I gave u a hand job once in your hot tub. No need to wax nostalgic about it."
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
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Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
still not dressed at 5:00, jacking off watching men's figure skating and hoping my weird roommate doesn't walk in. anybody who says idk how to have fun is wrong
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lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
it’s not easy to sexualize brunch. work with me, babe.
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro
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