theres a dog humping me and im not going to stop it... i really need to get laid.
wait, did i just see you litter out your window??
umm, i have a hybrid. it cancels out.
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
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I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
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Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
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