I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
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drinking out of a sandbucket again
A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
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I fell asleep after the worst sex of my life and now I'm snowed in with him. SEND HELP. CALL FEMA. GET ME OUT OF HERE.
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
I haven't lost it. I know I'm not a prophet. It was a joke.
After the edible you claimed you were talking to my cat. We're in our 30s now, what was once cute is now a liability.
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
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