Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
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full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
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