dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
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I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
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like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
i wish i could tell my students that all of their lessons plans were brought to them by captain morgan and diet coke. it's like seasame street, only for high schoolers being taught by a student teacher.
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
Just kidding. Don't worry, you're getting sugar and orgasms for Valentine's day.
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
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