I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
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I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
She said "Lay the fuck down and ill show you how its done. Ill get us both off." I did. And she did. Best words ever said before sex.
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
Just found out I reached my $2500 deductible and I have a $5 million dollar cap on my health insurance. Let's get drunk and do something recklessly stupid tonight.
Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
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I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
I woke up with a massive hangover and realized I still had an entire bottle of tequila in my car...so yeah, working on tomorrow's hangover.
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
Oh my fucking god!! There is a barefoot white guy with a fucking ninja sword in the middle of the street next to the pride gas station swinging his sword at peoples cars!! He almost got me. 3 people swerved off the road and stopped. I told a cop.
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
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