Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
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One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
I should show up to the gym drunk more often. I felt like i really motivated all the fat people.
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
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If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
I love how encouraging you are, but I need you to stop me when the guy I'm going home with is a dead ringer for Nick Cage.
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
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